Hey, remember when the Mets were a) competent, b) relevant, and c) fun? Me neither, but I stumbled across this snapper of Kris Benson and his wife playing Santa and Mrs. Claus at the Metsies holiday party back in 2005. It should be noted Mr. Anna, as he should be known, was traded a few months later. And is that Rachel Uchitel in the background there on the right? David Wright’s mistress too??? After all, she did say she’s been with pro ballplayers…

Kris 'n' Anna Kringle
These days, it’s been a lot more of this